Xmas 2009 - Sozzled adventure

[Kraden]

At Midfur Jen got a....little bit sozzled. She says she can't remember some sections of her brilliant evening.
THUS!
It is our task NAY our DUTY to fill in the blanks.

So come up with what Jen did while drunk at Midfur. Make it awesome. Make it epic!

[Fenris]

So, I came home from a night of projectile strip poker with Amelia Earhart, Elvis Presley, and Teddy Roosevelt and was about to collapse on my bed of bald eagle feathers when suddenly, I smelled the smell of bacon.  I assumed it was just Kirstie Alley trying to get at my stash again, but lo and behold, it was Jeneara, trouncing around my foyer naked, getting green and pink hair all over my collection of Scotch Tape samples on the wall.  In a state of intoxication (first her then me) she grabbed me by the tail and took me on a spectacular journey across America, from Disneyland to Disney World, across the Grand Canyon and the sleazier parts of Seattle, and finally ending in a Twinkie factory where we satisfied the munchies accumulated after an accidental trip through a UC Berkeley classroom.

I made it back home, exhausted, baked, and fluffed-up, while JenJen embarked on her next adventure.

[Shirou14]

okay, this was just a little something that I came up with the night after listening to the Christmas special, while i tried to fall asleep.
here it goes:
What Happened while Jeneara was drunk and Kraden was passed out drunk or something along those lines...
   Obviously this is what happened. The High alcohol level in Jeneara’s blood reacted chemically with her brain and body, transforming her into Ms. Manly! Who is not a herm, but rather a super manly woman who has the ability to read a man’s super secret desires and give them the illusion that it was that it was happening.
   BUT! While Jen-Jen (AKA Ms Manly!) was giving a highly intoxicated Kell Bengal a sexy tentacle-on-robot-on-tiger-inflation-jello-wrestling vision, Mr. Womanly burst in to face her!
   It should be noted now that Mr. Womanly was also not a herm, but a super sexy bishounin from Germany, who had the ability to read and decipher a woman’s actions and thoughts, and decipher them into a language any male could understand.
   Realising that Mr. Womanly was a threat to the very existence of the universe, Jeneara (AKA Ms. Manly) tried to destroy her nemeses with her super special secret attack, the Kamehamanly! But, while she was charging her attack, Mr. Womanly rushed over and sucked up all the manliness out of Kraden, knocking him unconscious!
   Unfortunately everyone around Jeneara who would have helped her in any other situation was way to drunk to do anything useful, like call the police, and were instead cheering Jeneara (AK… oh you get it) on madly!
Jeneara had to think fast. Quickly she rushed outside to draw Mr. Womanly away from her drunken friends. And it seemed to work! But instead of facing Ms. Manly, Mr. Womanly rushed off past her, racing around Australia and sucking out the manly of all the aussi citizens! Ms. Manly thought Mr. Womanly had fled back home to Germany, but she was wrong! Once he had returned from his trip around Australia, Jeneara was blinded horribly by his aura, which was the size of the sun and a hamster! At first Jeneara thought she was doomed, but she quickly thought up a plan to stop Mr. Womanly!
        Rushing off to Transelvania, Ms. Manly burst into the Carnival Cave.
        “Carnival! I need your manly! Mr. Womanly appeared in Australia and has stolen all the manly from the unprotected citizens, and now he threatens to reveal the secrets of the female mind!” She explained.
        “That’s Terrible!” Carnival replied. “Here! You can have a third of my manly!”
        “Why only a third?” Jen-Jen asked.
        “Trust me, you can only handle a third.”  Remembering that Carnival had more manly than Chuck Norris, she accepted the third and rushed off to save the world!
        When she arrived, she caught Mr. Womanly attempting, and succeeding, in seducing a rather drunken Aussi Panther.
        “Get your paws off of him!” Ms. Manly demanded.
        “Oh my GOD!” Mr. Womanly exclaimed, “Your manly! It’s OVER 9000!!!” Angered that Ms. Manly had more manly than him, he attacked the overpowered female in a fit of rage. A huge fight ensued, of which the drunken audience would only remember flashing lights, pretty colors, and the occasional BANG! Except Kell Bengal, who, for some reason, would remember a four inch tall robot, skipping around and watering flowers.
With a final kamehamanly, Jeneara destroyed Mr. Womanly and solemnly walked over to the still unconscious Kraden. Using the very little manly she had left, Jen Jen changed back into her regular self, and revived Kraden. Who, upon waking, found his girlfriend extremely drunk, and in need of bed.
         To this day, unbeknownst to herself, Jeneara continues to be able to use her powers, and Carnival is still the manliest thing in existence.

[Koneko Maneki]

Butch Carni sounds hawt. :3

[missK]

Actually, truth is often stranger than fiction... as awesome as that was... The events of the night in question passed thus:

Okay, so Midfur drinking binge, and the part JenJen played as entertainment that night.
        To say that some of those present were going flat out like a lizard drinking would be a terrible pun, particularly since most of them weren't scalies, but it would still be a fair description of how fast they were downing their shots, beers, glasses and everything else in between.  Jeneara, being the popular and somewhat famous podcast personality that she was, had been recieving drinks from fans and admirers most of the night.  If she managed to buy one drink for herself the whole night, nobody witnessed it.
Now, as often happens when people of any shape congregate in a pub, the pool tables generated their own gravitational field and drew in a number of unsuspecting sloshers to try their hand at getting the balls into the pockets, despite not being able to see straight.  The activity led to the gathering of spectators, a number of whom weren't exactly going to win any prizes for their ability to stand up straight.  To one who was keeping an eye out for the ACTFur celebrities in the midst of the highly alcoholic and possibly flammable atmosphere, Jen could be seen swaying gently as she stood near one of the active pool tables, drinking heavily and talking with a slur.
Until the game finished.
At that point, Jeneara, assisted by the very helpful guardian leprechaun (or so some of the patrons claimed), climbed up onto the pool table, and with a cheer started to dance.  Owing to the delicate nature of pool cloths, she was quickly helped down... sort of.  Instead of retuning the lovely lady to the ground in a vertical state, there was a general welcoming of the idea that crowd surfing would be cool.  Jeneara remained suspended above the crowd - by their hands - for about two minutes, when she reached some people who had imbibed to the point of distabling their equilibrium.  Bluntly, they all fell down, and Jeneara landed on top of them.
Head-rush achieved, Jeneara scrambled unsteadily to her feet and attempted to make her way to a wall where she could prop herself up.
What she reached, in fact, was the door to the mens room, and it can only be assumed that she thought it was the ladies, as she went in.
Not having followed her inside, only the overheard conversation can be recounted at this point.
"Oh hiiiiiiiii!  I di- di'n't know yooooooou'd be heeeerrreee," slurred the unmistakable voice of the lovely purple and green German Shep.
"Goesh dubble fer me," answered a less familiar, male voice.  Now, it wasn't Kell, it certainly wasn't Fenris, it bore no resemblance to Nanaki, and even with the slur, it didn't quite sound like Kraden.
"Weeerrrll then, how's 'bout we 'scuse 'rselves a while..." suggested the highly intoxicated voice of Jeneara, though it sounded like she might have been attempting to be sultry through the alcohol-induced thick-tongue.
"Okaay, jus' gimme sec while I..." the sound of regurgitating followed.
The sound of up-chucking in duet sounded for a while, and then it returned to only one.  Jeneara stumbled out of the mens room, a little bit of no doubt very potent vomit on her chin before she whiped it away on her sleeve before stumbling up the stairs to a room that contained somebodies underwear.  A lacy, violet bra was pulled on over her shirt, but not done up, a pair of silky blue boxers with lots of little yellow dogs printed on them were hiked up over her jeans, and (possibly the most traumatising of all) a pair of tighty whities were pulled over her head.  She then made sloppy pigtails for herself through the leg holes of the white mens' wear.
Jeneara declared herself queen of the universe and all good RPG games before tottering back down the stairs to dance some more (this time on the floor, rather than the pool table).  Another ten drinks or so were bought for her after this, during which time she somehow got up on the bar and strip-teased with the underwear she was wearing over her clothing, sang the famous Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up", though she slurred through the verses, even with the karaoke screen to help her (it was possible by this time that she could no longer read), and in a final act of drunken bravado, she ate a packet of wasabi chickpeas - extra hot.
Shortly after that, and with another drink in her hand, Jeneara stumbled up the stairs once more and managed to reach a beanbag before passing out.  Unfortunately, she spilled her drink in her lap, but the beer will probably was out without leaving any embarrassing stains.

[Shirou14]

heheh! that one is amazing too X3

[Cadman.T (Tumbles)]

Maybe....
Jeneara got drunk, played fetch up and down the 186 Exhibition Street, got bored, hitch hiked down to the coast, caught a Great Wight shark with a small pinch of bacon salt (as nothing can resist the power of bacon). Dragged it to the road, hitch hiked back to the con with the shark, went back inside with the shark, put it on a bar stool as her new drinking buddy. A while latter, the now drunk shark, who every one had mistaken as an awesome fur-suiter, said he was calling it a day and dragged him self out side to get a taxi, but he never made it due to him being jumped by a group on drop-bears.  Jen had now got bored again and had started to build an exact model of the Sydney Opera House out of empty shot glasses, got half way an couldn’t remember the rest of the building. So went back out side and hailed a taxi while noticing a cartilage skeleton of a Great Wight on the sidewalk. Got in a taxi went to Sydney, took a closer look at the Opera hall. Climbed it sat down, produced a sandwich and she eat it. Once finished, she felt that she was still hungry so she decided to nom on it, an hour and the complete decimation of a building latter; she headed back to the Rydges Hotel to sleep.

[Lore]

Jeneara got drunk, ate bacon, then found out he was actually a My Little Pony doll that sings Christmas songs, before finding Kraden in bed, passes out and om nom nomming his foot in his sleep. Dazed and confuzed at this display of self-affection, she vowed to one day solve the foot-eating mystery and habit that Kraden has, and destroy it with 5.23Terratonne Super-Awesome-Bacon-Epic-Carnival lazers.

That or she'd just ask him about it in the morning.

But her brain, overwhelmed by such images, erased them, and thus, Jen Jen Fluffs was never to learn about her discovery (or how one invented those lazers).

[SB_foxx]

Jen got sooo drunk she thaught it was a good idea to punch chuck norris in the face........ Jeneara has been seen since O.O *universe implodes*

[mick snowpaw]

she got so sozzled, that she ate ALL THE BACON got uber fat so she ran around the world spreading the love and carni mon to all, putting the world at peace.

[Kaze_Wolfen]

So when Jeneara decided to get drunk, it left me to wonder why she caused the bacon-zombie apocalypse... from what I heard, she was so out of it, she saw the creation... of BACON! In The Beginning, there was SLIGHTLY AWSM, and nothing happened to that SLIGHTLY AWSM, and then the SLIGHTLY AWSM! magically AWESOMED for absolutely no reason, creating AWESOME, and then a bunch of AWESOME rearranged itself for no reason what so ever... becoming BACON! So here we are... In the middle of AWESOME, which came from SLIGHTLY AWSM when AWESOME happened and made BACON!

Surely with the drunken German Shepherd having this epic event unravel before her own eyes, this angered the bacon gods so much, that  they summoned thier pirate-ninja-zombie-bacon army to raid the city of Melbourne that fateful night to eradicate Jeneara from existence. Luckily to defend her was Kell's robot army, the Rainbow Bubble with a large bacon broadsword, Chuck Norris, Mr. T, Dr. Robotnik, Fenris with his rants, Nanaki with his guitar, Ray Liehm with his PARANOIAS'ESES, Kazza with his AWESOME VOICE, Koneko the VIDEO-GAME SAMURAI, and Shirou with his Maple Syrup Cannon were on the offensive, fending off the zombies with everything they had.*Where's Kraden you say, well he's flopping around in his hotel room like the goldfish that he is. teehee* And for some reason, Jen-Jen pulled out a bacon version of Zexion's Book of Retribution from her BUNGHOLE and used it rather effectively, given her drunken status.

With watching all of this unravel before my own eyes, I realized my wind manipulation abilities, so I wondered 'Hey, why not jump in and fight as well?' so with grasping the divine key that hung around my necklace, I summoned my broadsword, the Okaminokaze. And with a heavy heart, a calm mind and a blazing will to fight, I jumped graciously into the air and glided toward the oncoming dreadnought.

(this epic tale shall be continued on my dA and FA, catch Part II soon!)

[MelMel]

True story.



Electric Six - Pleasing Interlude No. 1

[Kaze_Wolfen]

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3487610 Part II is UP!

[ZiggySteelwolf]

She answered the question: If one was to have a lengthy conversation with the wife of the Xth President of the United States where X is defined as the number of years Bob Barker hosed "The Price is Right" (to the nearest year) minus the number of golden rings one would have on the eighth day of Christmas if one's "true love" was to give gifts in accordance with the traditional English Christmas Carol, "The Twelve Days of Christmas." What condition might they have?
A) Necrophilia
B) Bipolar Disorder
C) Allergic Rhinitis
D) Schizophrenia

[Jeneara]

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3487610 Part II is UP!

I'm just wondering were in this whole story im ment to be drunk. which is the whole point of this board.